It took all of two days after Jeter’s retirement for new Hannah Davis bikini photos to pop up from Miami bikini factory Lulifama and for Jeter to announce he’s investing in a company that sounds very, very similar to Twitter (for athletes). In other words, Hannah is the only one who’ll be working in this relationship. Jeets might’ve made $265,159,364 during his MLB career so he can afford to blow a few bucks on a dumb website investment.
Davis, on the other hand, is just 24 and is in the prime of her bikini modeling career. This is what makes Jeets a genius. He gets to sit around, watch college football, get fat and Hannah will be off working hard in some exotic locale. G-E-N-I-U-S. This is exactly the life you aim for at 40.
[Go buy your girlfriend a bikini at Lulifama]
